Metropia (2010)

Director: Tarik Saleh
Writers: Tarik Saleh, Fredrik Edin, Martin Hultman, and Stig Larsson
Country: Denmark, Norway, Sweden
(English language)
Running Time: 86 min.
Austin's Rating:



What a fascinating film. I can't get over how interesting it was to look at. It's beautifully neutral scenery, mixed with the bleak, totalitarian "Big Business" just made for an interesting experience. But the plot lacked, I thought. It felt like a hybrid of George Orwell's 1984 with a Katsuhiro Ôtomo anime. I just thought they were going too far with the twists; back and forth, who is right and who is wrong... but I'll get to that in just a bit.

An opening caption reads, "The end of the millennium marked the end of many things. Natural resources dried up, the global financial markets crashed, and the crisis that connected all the people, still left the individual isolated in his ruin." The first problem is that the film never fully explains why or how this happened. It just assumes we will accept it, which I allowed myself to do, but it leaves a lot of questions unanswered. How did this effect the rest of the world? Why are so many people in Europe speaking such perfect English? etc.

The film is set in the year 2024, where a collapsed Europe lies in shambles. We follow Roger (voice by Vincent Gallo), a white-collar peon at the bottom level of an unbearably tedious eight-to-five job. Roger's character lacks a certain... je ne sais quoi. He is a likeable character, but frankly, he's not very relatable which was a let down. Gallo, however, delivers his lines with fluidity and precision. So I loved ever word that fumbled out of his mouth.

Roger begins to accept that he may be schizophrenic when he starts hearing a voice in his head that is not his own. The owner of the voice is Stefan (voice of Alexander Skarsgård), an operator at the Trexx headquarters. What is Trexx you might ask -- other than sounding like a villain's name from Aeon Flux? It is the largest, and only majorly successful, company in all of Europe. This company owns the largest underground railway in the world, simply named The Metro System. They made other forms of transportation illegal so to monopolize the market. The Metro unites all of Europe and the Soviet Union, eliminating the borders to bring peace and unity -- or so that's what they say.

Trexx also owns a shampoo company called Dangst. Once the shampoo is applied to the scalp, it implants organic microchips that burrow into the helpless customers' auditory senses, allowing the headquarters to hear their thoughts and see through their eyes. This is a serious breach of privacy, but what the public doesn't know, won't hurt them, right? I hope you sense my sarcasm. Anyways, once Roger uncovers this information, he focuses on finding the man inside his head.

On his way to work via railway, after his bike was mangled by transportation Nazis, he meets a mysterious woman named Nina (voice of Juliette Lewis), the daughter of Trexx CEO, Ivan Bahn (voice of Udo Kier). Nina wants to destroy her father's business because he is basically becoming the Antichrist (not literally, but theoretically). He even manages to turn the Eiffel Tower into a neon billboard. This is where the story starts to sway a little, for me. The film turns into a slower paced who-should-I-believe mystery, where Roger is trying to choose between the beautiful blonde vixen, or the lonely corporate operator in his head. They both have valuable information, but they're pulling him apart.

Stefan looks nearly identical to Roger, to the point that Roger is often mistaken for him. So seeing the similarity, Nina steals Stefan's Trexx badge and hands it to Roger in the hope that he will take on a mission fit for Ethan Hunt; which involves a Hello Kitty doll, and something called a Flux Compression Generator. You thought of Back to the Future too, right?

First off, when this device is mentioned, it is so non-chalant that I actually laughed out loud. That fact that anyone would mention a Flux anything as if it were a common household item is humorous. Secondly, after Nina explains the plan, Roger replies with, "I wanna do it." This answer does not fit the personality of the Roger that's been developing for the previous hour. He would be nervous, asking questions, wanting to find an alternate solution. But no, he answers with a simple, "I wanna do it."

There is one thing I haven't mentioned because it was kind of pointless, even though I wish director Tarik Saleh would have incorporated it more into the story, but Roger has a girlfriend. Anna is her name and she is a simple young lady. She's not as beautiful as Nina, but not ugly by any means. She has a half sleeve of tattoos on her arm and a child-like round face. She's a character I feel we could have attached to, but she was underused.

Also, I didn't think the film paid off in the end. I guess good prevails and Roger ends up with Anna and they live happily ever after, but we don't know how it affects the world. I mean, if you were to destroy Wal-Mart's corporate headquarters, millions of people would be effected, not just the higher-ups. I would have accepted a caption at the end, or something.

I still recommend the film because of it's visuals and characters. Even though neither one of those elements are utilized to their fullest potential, they're still entertaining nonetheless. There is a character named Wayne Marshall, a big-business owner from Texas that can't read. This guy is hysterical. Every time he comes on the screen I laugh just at the sight of him.

Also, the animation is really unique. From what I've read, it's composed of manipulated photographs. I don't know how much CG was used (if any), or if there were actual models for the city, but it looks truly extraordinary. It won Future Film Festival Digital Award at the Venice Film Festival, and Best Music at the Stockholm Film Festival; the music is beautiful, indeed. Metropia deserved to win even more with it's impressive production value.

Lastly, despite the fact that the plot had some leaks, I still found it interesting. I feel I would be doing it a great injustice if I didn't at least say: behind all of its faults lie something worth witnessing. It has an atmosphere that draws you in, and that is why it is so easy to just accept the feeble explainations they give for why something inconceivable is happening. I know I poked fun at many of them above, but they all contribute to an overall tone. All in all, check out this movie. It's not spectacular, but impressive. I think you'll be able to agree that you've never seen anything like it.

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"I'm Here," she said...


Coincidentally, I was able to see this film the same day I posted the trailer; and let me start off by saying, I was not disappointed. If you go to the Official Website, you can see the film for free.

I don't generally "review" short films because, typically, they don't have enough material to fully develop, or to write about for that matter. So I'll comment on the personal experience I had watching the film. Many times short films are just showcases of skill; exposing a filmmaker's talents to get bigger and better work. This film is more.

I'm Here opens with Sheldon, a passive, gentle male robot, following his daily routine -- go to work, back home, recharge, repeat. He meets Francesca, a fun, extroverted android girl, who befriends him due to a sort of fateful attraction. The entirety of the film is dedicated to their growing love.

Sheldon is an admirable character, which tends to be rare these days, sadly. He is a symbol of true love. He is selfless, caring, and extremely generous, to a sacrificial degree. His personality reminds me of a British Michael Cera, minus the sarcasm, heavy on the sweetness, and as endearing as WALL-E.

Francesca is kind and outgoing. She pulls Sheldon out of his shell and helps him to experience life. The more she opens him up on the inside, the more he loses on the outside. Through a series of unfortunate events -- downright clumsy acts that lead to dismemberment -- Francesca continually finds herself losing body parts. Being the nice guy he is -- and the fact that they're robots -- Sheldon keeps giving her the parts she loses from his own body. By the end of the film, he is left with little, but has grown a lot.

Their relationship is so endearing. I mean, you kind of get frustrated when she keeps getting hurt. You just want to scream, "BE MORE AWARE! YOU'RE GOING TO KILL HIM!" But when Sheldon looks at her with his droopy eyes and selflessly sacrifices himself to make her whole, you're heart just melts.

This is an ultimate feel good movie. Not in the typical way Hollywood does it, but in a subtle, creative, imaginative, relatable way. And that's what does it, the fact that we can relate to these non-beings. It's rare that we connect with artificial intellegents in movies. Spike Jonze scores again with this thirty-one minute piece of art.

Spike Jonze is known for his imagination -- ie. Being John Malkovitch, Adaptation, Where the Wild Things Are. If you've never seen any of his work, watch this and experience his brilliance first hand. Also, he uses the same technique he did in Where the Wild Things Are by animating their faces with CGI. The special effects team should win an award, because the character's expressions are flawless, conveying just the right emotion to pull at your heartstrings. Remember, this is a simple love story; light on the story, and straight to the point. It moves very quickly and nearly rushes through their relationship, but take it for what it is. It will brighten your day.

TRAILER: I'm Here (2010)

Spike Jonze (Adaptation, Where the Wild Things Are) is one of the most inventive directors of this generation -- alongside Michel Gondry. He has made a short film called, "I'm Here," and it looks outstanding! It most likely will not be shown in a theater near you, nor will it be added to the Netflix inventory anytime soon, but watch this trailer and see if it doesn't motivate you to search under ever rock in the known world to find it. It looks imaginative and fresh; full of unique characters and visuals. The trailer alone is spellbinding. See if you're not captured by it's endearing, whimsical atmosphere when it's over. Enjoy!

TRAILER: Skyline (2010)

Aliens...again? District 9 trumps the market on Alien films; right up there with Ridley Scott's Alien (1979), which was the last Sci-fi film that thoroughly impressed me regarding extra terrestrials and space stations. However, the end of this trailer is pretty awesome; thousands of people being sucked up by a tractor beam into a giant space ship. It's freakin' cool.

I think this film has potential, but most of these films just fall to the wayside and wash away into the gutters of film history. I hope it's good, but my expectations are low.

RELEASE DATE: Nov. 12th, 2010


TOP 10 HORROR FILMS SINCE I'VE BEEN ALIVE: PART 1

1985 - 2009

These are my top ten favorite horror film since I've been alive. Horror has never been my genre of choice because I've never been interested in sifting through all the crap to find those few gems. Well, these are ten diamonds in the cinematic rough that, in the last twenty-five years, have deserved to be found.

(The films below are listed by "Year" -- This list is subject to change)


1. Re-Animator (1985) -- Dir. Stuart Gordon
Stuart Gordon's Re-Animator is a bizarre, shocking, and down-right hysterical horror classic. It is gruesome, gory, and in a strange way, intelligent. Even though it is entirely inconceivable, Gordon tells the H.P. Lovecraft tale with great charisma.

The special effects are very interesting, too. By utilizing the entire frame, Gordon uses the camera to create illusions; a decapitated man carrying his own head; a head talking from a dissection pan (like in the stillshot above); etc. Great film. Check it out.


2. The Fly (1986) -- Dir. David Cronenberg
Wow! This is David Cronenberg (Naked Lunch, A History of Violence) at his finest. This is the 1986 remake of the 1958 black-and-white film of the same name. Kurt Neumann's original classic set the foundation for a more vivid and modern telling of George Langelaan's timeless short story.

I love the full body suit Jeff Goldblum wears. It's pretty obvious, but within the context of the film, and acknowledging the subject matter, you just kind of overlook it. I personally think it adds a certain element that would otherwise be missing.

And if you want gore, look no further. The film develops the story while placing spurts of disgusting imagery you'll dream about for days. For example: Flies throw up on their food to decompose it so they can eat it; the acids in their vomit soften the substance. I'll let your mind wonder with that.


3. Jacob's Ladder (1990) -- Dir. Adrian Lyne
If I had to categorize Jacob's Ladder, I would consider it more of a
psychological thriller. However, the film has some horrific elements that are truly unsettling -- plus, I always find it in the horror section, so this counts. Director Adrian Lyne (Unfaithful) dives into the psyche of men mistreated by their government, and haunted by the horrors of war. This film also examines the power of the mind. It makes one question, "Is this real, or just my imagination."

The cast is lead by a strong performance from Tim Robbins (Shawshank Redemption).


4. Dead Alive (aka Braindead) (1992) -- Dir. Peter Jackson
This film is BRILLIANT! This is easily in my "top three" on this list.

Herolded by critics as "the goriest fright film of all time" (New York Daily News), Dead Alive takes us on a trip to zombie land like we've never experienced before. Prior to making the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and the fantastic modern remake of King Kong, Peter Jackson made some great B-movies. But don't let that detour you from seeing this film, because this film surpasses the so-bad-it's-good status, and crosses the line into bloody good filmmaking. Dead Alive is more comedy than horror, but it's subject matter fits the genre well. Made in New Zealand on a $3,000,000 budget, Dead Alive shows its audience a plethora of ways to mow through a room full of zombies -- even if one of those zombies is your giant, hideously mutated mother.


5. Audition (1999) -- Dir. Takashi Miike
WHOOOOOOOOA! This film is a wild ride! You can't get more strange, bizarre, disturbing, or shocking than Japanese director Takashi Miike (Sukiyaki Western Django). I believe this film deserves a warning: If you have a problem with sadistic female serial killers, watch this movie anyway because its awesome!

I love that Miike took the story of a widower trying to find love again, so much so that he holds auditions for a new wife, and turns it into one of the most disturbing films on this list.

I will say, it is rather slow in the second act, however, the story is compelling nonetheless. (And for you who have seen it, "Kiri kiri kiri kiri kiri")

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